CONCRIT GOES HERE.

...yeah idk. Lay it on me.

Whoa, hey! Is that--

Haru, I don't think this was such a good idea! What if they get out? They can't get out, right?!

They're huge.

Are people actually feeding them?

( private; so hackable )

Ow--ow ow ow.

Owwwwww.

Why is it raining candy?! And why does it hurt so bad?


[[ooc; Let's play pretend and say this was posted whenever the candy hearts started raining like men. ♥]]

The deities are scary... making people drink this much!

Ehhhh...

Um... does anybody know what "jailbait" is?

--Ah, I really have to pee!

Yamamoto is here! I just... need... to find him...

[ rustle, rustle ]

I-I think I'm lost...

Does anybody know where there's a tea shop?

[ mumbled: ] It seems like there are a lot more kids here than I remember...

WAAAAAAAAA-- [ CANNONBALLLLL ]

A fountain?! Ow. Owwwwwwwww.

[ splish splash I was takin' a bath ] Where... where am I? Reborn?

IS THIS THE FUTURE?!


[[ooc; Never fear, your easily excitable, reluctant, fail mob boss of the homo mafia is here! Taken right after he got hit with the bazooka. ETA: Now with Better HTML!]]